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Here are the quick results for last night’s Superstars. Look for a more in-depth look at tonight’s Smackdown this weekend.

Chavo Guerrero defeated JTG

Curt Hawkins & Vance Archer defeated local competitors

The Bella Twins defeated Maryse & Jillian Hall

Chris Jericho defeated Yoshi Tatsu

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After a nice weekend away, I am back to go over last Thursday’s Superstars. It was nothing out of the ordinary. Let’s take a quick look.

JTG v. Caylen Croft (with Trent Baretta)

JTG has been busting up the Dudebusters for quite some time. After Baretta had a decent showing against IC Champion Kofi Kingston last week, Croft came up way short this week. This was a glorified squash. JTG has his way with Croft, who got in some assorted shots, but ultimately lost in quick fashion. JTG even called his own shot, hitting the Shout Out with relative ease. The Dudebusters (I am definitely beating a dead horse here) are a waste. Croft and Baretta are talented workers, but are being booked the wrong way. They are like a more annoying Hawkins & Ryder, but at least those two won the WWE Tag Team Championship. Hopefully, they will be straightened up or they will be flown right out.

Luke Gallows (with Serena) v. Chris Masters

In a spoiler report I read last week, someone said that TV doesn’t do Serena justice and that he was surprised she didn’t fall forward when she walked. Awesome. Anyways, Gallows and Masters put on an entertaining mid-card match. Each man had his chance to dictate the pace. but Gallows was more impressive. His big boot out of nowhere looked brutal. Gallows wins when Serena distracts Masters, perched on the top rope, which allows Gallows to stun him with a nice kick and lock on the Gallows Pole from the top rope. I thought this was innovative considering Masters is almost the same size as Gallows. Those of you who read this blog know how high (no pun intended) I am on Gallows and the Straight Edge Society in general. Only good things will come to C.M. Punk and his followers.

Jillian Hall v. Brie Bella (with Nikki Bella)

All I will say about this match was that watching referee John Cone tell the Bellas, “You are not going to do this to me” and deciding which Bella was which by noticing that Brie was “all sweaty” made me laugh. Yet, the Bellas found a way to make the switch and Nikki gets the pinfall victory over Jillian. Moving on.

R-Truth v. William Regal

This was a solid main event match. Truth played the face-in-peril while Regal worked over his left knee after Truth landed awkwardly onto it early in the match. I liked the spot where Regal caught Truth’s leg in the rope and pushed him into it, trapping him the process. Truth wins with the Lie Detector out of nowhere for the victory. Truth should find a place in Raw’s Money In The Bank match at the pay-per-view of the same name. I would consider him a wild card in the match, but can’t see him winning. I will discuss that further later this month.

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Looking at my Gucci, it’s about that time. Just kidding, Big Tymers. What I am trying to say is is that it’s time for Fatal 4 Way. Smackdown began and ended with a bang last night, but everything in between was just mediocre. At least the main event should be interesting Sunday. Let’s look, shall we?

C.M. Punk promo/The Mugging Of Kane

C.M. Punk makes his way to the ring to kick off the show. He claims that he nor the Straight Edge Society had anything to do with the Undertaker’s demise. Punk also mentions that he is the only man in history to make the Undertaker tap out and that the WWE is a better place without him. I know a lot of IWCers are pointing towards Kane as the culprit, but I kind of hope that it was Punk. I think that would make for a much better and longer storyline. Anyways, the lights flicker and the Undertaker appears. Except it’s not the Undertaker. It’s Luke Gallows. Hey, he’s expanding his range; first, he played Kane, now the Undertaker. The two get a laugh and Punk even puts on Taker’s hat. Matt Striker’s comment about Punk looking like a rabbi was absolutely hysterical. Punk would be one kickass rabbi.

Kane interjects, but on his way to the ring, Jack Swagger jumps him from behind. The Masked Man joins in and it is a four-on-one assault. Eventually, Rey Mysterio and the Big Show come to make what looks like a save, but then Mysterio gives Kane a 619 and Big Show chokeslams him. I like how the four participants in the WHC match “worked together” to take out what has been a thorn in their respective sides and what could be a wrench in their plans this Sunday.

M.V.P. & Christian v. Curt Hawkins & Vance Archer

“The Gatecrashers” have had their contracts extended. Yay for impact! Anyways, this is the team’s first real test, going up against the two guys who have been victims of their post-match attacks. There’s something about Hawkins and Archer that I like, but I can’t put my finger on it. What I don’t like, however, is Hawkin’s pants. Long story short, the Gatecrashers get their first big win after Archer saves Hawkins from the Killswitch, hits the inverted DDT, and Hawkins hits the elbow drop. Christian deserves better. As does M.V.P. Yet, if Hawkins and Archer needed two guys to go over to earn some credibility, Christian and M.V.P. are definitely two of the best.

LayCool is in the back making fun of Rosa Mendes. That’s rude.

Not only that, but Dolph Ziggler is hanging up pictures in Vickie Guerrero’s office while wearing cut-off jean shorts? Moving on. Oh hey, Chris Masters.

J.T.G. v. Chavo Guerrero

What happened to Shad? I didn’t think J.T.G. would be the one to get a “push” after the Cryme Tyme split. J. wins.

Drew McIntyre v. Theodore Long

For months now, it seems like Drew McIntyre has struggled to get the WWE Universe to really despise him. This segment was the best he’s ever done in that regard. Instead of just beating up Theodore Long, he humiliates him. McIntyre makes Long get on his knees, call him the “Chosen One,” and lay down so that he can pin him with his foot on his chest. Both Kofi Kingston (McIntyre’s opponent at Fatal 4 Way) and the “suspended” Matt Hardy try to make a save later in the segment, but McIntyre and his security force are too much to handle. Both Kingston and Hardy eat Future Shock DDTs. I am not a fan of this entire feud, but this was the best angle so far. The fans really want to se McIntyre get his ass kicked and will buy the show on Sunday to do so.

Kelly Kelly (with Tiffany) v. WWE Co-Women’s Champion Layla El (with WWE Co-Women’s Champion Michelle McCool)

Yet another contest involving any combination of these four Divas. Not only is the WWE trying to establish Tiffany and Kelly as credible foils to LayCool, but also Kelly as a formidable #1 Contender. This match did just that. Kelly wins with the K2 Leg Drop and we have ourselves a challenger for the Women’s Championship. I still am curious to see how it works since both Michelle and Layla recognize themselves as champions. If one loses, does the other one lose the belt, too?

Dolph Ziggler (with Vickie Guerrero) v. Chris Masters

A rematch from Superstars a few weeks ago, this match was much better. It played out much like it did on Superstars, but the crowd was much more in it. Ziggler wins with the Zig Zag. Like Kingston, I am glad that Ziggler has two established finishers that he can hit out of nowhere. Speaking of Kingston, I am hoping that Ziggler is next in line for an IC Title shot. In a promo earlier in the night, Josh Mathews asked Kingston if he was worried about his match with McIntyre considering his close relationship with Mr. McMahon. Imagine the possibility of the same thing happening, except with Guerrero and Ziggler. Ziggler is getting another solid summer push, but hopefully this time he won’t lose every title match he’s in. He’s closer to Mr. Perfect than his own son, Michael McGillicutty, who is Kingston’s NXT Rookie. This really was “Six Degrees of Separation.” Now that we have come full circle, I am intrigued. ┬áStay tuned.

C.M. Punk & WWE World Heavyweight Champion Jack Swagger v. The Big Show & Rey Mysterio

Just like on Raw, Smackdown does the “let’s get everyone in the title match in a tag team contest” main event. It was very short, considering that the Big Show’s only tag into the match was the hot tag. Next thing we know, Mysterio gets ANOTHER clean pin on Swagger. I have voiced my disapproval of this before so I won’t waste time here. Kane comes out, wreaks havok, promises Sunday will indeed be fatal, and poses with a casket to end the show. Are you sold on Fatal 4 Way? If you’re undecided, it’s too late!

Check back tomorrow for my Fatal 4 Way Predictions!