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Tags: Alicia Fox, Chris Jericho, Christian, Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler, Drew McIntyre, Edge, Evan Bourne, Eve Torres, John Cena, John Morrison, Kane, Kelly Kelly, Kofi Kingston, LayCool, Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, Nexus, PPV, Randy Orton, Sheamus, Ted DiBiase, The Big Show, The Hart Dynasty, The Miz, The Usos
For the third month in a row, the WWE gave us another new PPV concept. Money In The Bank was a fast-paced show with plenty of action and questions left unanswered. As always here at N1P, I keep track of my PPV predictions and provide a running tally of my record. Below is the card in order along with my picks and the actual outcome.
Smackdown Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Predicted winner: Drew McIntyre
Winner: Kane (Drew was SO close!)
Alicia Fox v. Eve Torres – WWE Divas Championship
Predicted winner: Alicia Fox
Winner: Alicia Fox
The Hart Dynasty v. The Usos – WWE Unified Tag Team Championship
Predicted winner: The Hart Dynasty
Winner: The Hart Dynasty
Rey Mysterio v. Jack Swagger – WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Predicted winner: Rey Mysterio
Winner: Rey Mysterio (with the Angle/Eddie “loose boot” twist)
Kane then cashes in his MITB briefcase on Mysterio to become the new WHC (I was half-right; I did say the Smackdown MITB winner would cash it in on Mysterio).
Fun fact (via PWInsider): Kane is the first wrestler in WWE history to hold the WWE, World Heavyweight and ECW Championships under the auspices of the WWE. The Big Show has won all three, but his WHC reign occurred while the title was still in WCW.
Layla El v. Kelly Kelly – WWE Women’s Champion
Predicted winner: Kelly Kelly
Winner: Layla El
Raw Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Predicted winner: John Morrison
Winner: The Miz
Sheamus v. John Cena – Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship
Predicted outcome: No contest
Final Total: 3-4
Join me again next month on August 15 when Summerslam comes to us live from the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. Don’t forget to keep coming back to #1 Pretender for all of your WWE news and analysis.
Tags: Alicia Fox, Analysis, Chris Jericho, Christian, Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler, Drew McIntyre, Edge, Evan Bourne, Eve Torres, Jack Swagger, John Cena, John Morrison, Kane, Kelly Kelly, Kofi Kingston, LayCool, Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, PPV, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Sheamus, Ted DiBiase, The Big Show, The Miz
Can you believe it’s already mid-July? Where does the time go? Anyways, tonight brings us our third consecutive new pay-per-view concept. Money In The Bank, a staple of Wrestlemania for the past five years, finally gets its own three-hour show. For the first time in WWE history, more than one MITB match will take place on the same night, one from Raw and one from Smackdown. Inside the suspended briefcase is a guaranteed contract for a championship match against the world champion of each respective brand. Who will grab the case and make history? We shall find out tonight. Live from Kansas City, Missouri, it’s Sunday night!
Kelly Kelly v. Layla El – WWE Women’s Championship
Who would have thought that Kelly Kelly would be a legitimate contender for the Women’s Championship? She has really come into her own as the babyface Diva on Smackdown. Much like Eve is doing on Raw, Kelly is continuing to improve every week and while there are still some kinks she needs to work out, she is on the right track. Kelly has gone over both Michelle McCool and Layla El in recent weeks, so we know she can beat them. Based on what I know from watching wrestling for so long, whoever gets the upper hand right before the PPV ultimately loses more often than not. Two weeks ago on Smackdown, LayCool jumped Kelly during an interview segment. I am going to go with history and predict a title victory for Kelly Kelly. LayCool’s run on top of the Smackdown Diva division has been entertaining to say the least, but bastardizing the Women’s Championship by creating a replica needs to end. I have a feeling that it will tonight when Kelly Kelly wins her first WWE title.
Winner: Kelly Kelly
Alicia Fox v. Eve Torres – WWE Diva’s Championship
This match was announced last week on Raw after Fox’s sneaky tactics that enabled her to retain the Diva’s Championship. Eve did a great job as Diva’s Champion and should regain the belt in the future. For the time being, Fox needs this win. Fox claims she receives no respect (and for good reason), but to gain that respect, she needs a clean win in a one-on-one match. She’ll get it here, but I hope she drops the belt soon to someone more deserving. Paging Gail Kim?
Winner: Alicia Fox
The Hart Dynasty v. The Usos – WWE Unified Tag Team Championship
This tag team “feud” has received little to no attention. Remember, this is the WWE tag team division. Regardless, after weeks of run-ins and pre-match assaults, we will finally see the Dynasty and the Usos battle for the WWE Unified Tag Team Championship. Jimmy and Jey show a lot of potential and the WWE has a knack for giving new teams title runs as a way of elevating them. Yet, other than a squash on Superstars, I can’t remember a solid win that the Usos have picked up. The Dynasty’s title run has gone from intriguing to boring in only two months. Since D.H. Smith and Tyson Kidd have won the titles, they have defended them ONE time, that being at Over The Limit against the Miz and Chris Jericho.
I have a feeling that the Dynasty will go over here and retain their titles, but they are nothing more than “lame duck” champions. Here’s what I would like to see: the Dynasty will retain the titles against the Usos and hold them quietly as they have for a few more months. Nexus will take those titles away from them in a coup of sorts that might also involve Wade Barrett winning the WWE Championship. Nexus can then defend the Tag Tean Championship under the “Freebird” Rule. That hasn’t been seen since the Spirit Squad (yes, I mentioned the Spirit Squad), but might breathe life into the tag team division. Or it could fail, which it has been doing for quite some time. And with the Usos going over last Monday on Raw, that does nothing but solidify my selection. The Dynasty wins, but don’t expect them to hold the belts for much longer.
Winner: The Hart Dynasty
John Cena v. Sheamus – Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship
Here we go again. John Cena is in a championship match for the 12th time in the last 13 pay-per-views (for those keeping score, the 2010 Royal Rumble was the only one missing). This one, however, should prove intriguing. The steel cage has been put in place by the Raw GM in order to keep Nexus from interfering, since you know, they don’t actually wrestle in sanctioned matches.
Sheamus has been adamant about not helping Cena in fighting Nexus, but last Monday on Raw, after being faced with Nexus, Sheamus literally ran to Cena’s side. Don’t let that fool you; these guys will put on one hell of a show tonight, but the locker room divide is becoming the more fascinating aspect of this Nexus angle.
When the WWE released the Summerslam poster, two familiar faces were on it: Triple H and the Undertaker. Reports from last week surfaced (much to the WWE’s chagrin) that Triple H underwent surgery to repair a torn tendon in his upper arm. The scheduled match between Triple H and Sheamus is in the air. If Trips was ready to return on time, I would have Sheamus going over here, no questions asked. But because of this turn of events, I am going to make a prediction I have yet to make in one of these PPV prediction columns. This match will end in a no contest.
With the events at the end of last week’s Raw in mind, I think that Nexus will exact revenge and find a way to interfere in the steel cage match. This will set up a triple threat at Summerslam with Wade Barrett cashing in his championship opportunity (I have a feeling that the “three month no championship compete clause” will be forgotten, as are a lot of things by WWE Creative). If you are looking for a clear cut winner here, don’t try too hard.
Rey Mysterio v. Jack Swagger – World Heavyweight Championship
According to reports I’ve read, the WWE gave Mysterio his second World Heavyweight Championship in exchange for postponing his vacation and taking the Undertaker’s spot at Fatal 4 Way. Keep in mind, however, that it was Mysterio who injured the Undertaker. Why would he be rewarded for that?
Anyways, it is fitting that Swagger is invoking his rematch clause at Money In The Bank because it was that very match that allowed him to earn his first major championship in the WWE. While Swagger’s run was interesting to say the least, I have never seen a world champion pinned cleanly more than Swagger was. Losses to the likes of John Morrison, Mysterio (on several occasions) and the Undertaker took away the luster of what Swagger’s reign could have been. I will give him one thing. Swagger did have one more clean pinfall victory at a PPV than Sheamus did during his first run (Sheamus didn’t have any). As of late, however, Swagger has been built into a vicious monster, adding the Ankle Lock to his arsenal and taking out Mysterio as well as the Big Show with said hold.
The outcome of this match shouldn’t be in question. After the lukewarm response Swagger received from the WWE Universe throughout his time as WHC, I don’t think the WWE would want to put the belt back on him so quickly. Mysterio should be a transitional champion; I am not sure of who will take it from him, but I doubt he will hold it for very long. Hell, he still needs to take his vacation! I could see a heel winning the Smackdown MITB match and cashing it on Mysterio before the end of the night, but I am not convinced. Also, Mysterio’s “ankle injury” plays into his “Ultimate Underdog” persona and what better way to cultivate that persona by retaining the World Heavyweight Championship on one foot?
If you are unsure of my prediction, let me sway you. Commercials for Smackdown‘s Australian Tour have Mysterio defending the WHC against Swagger, the Big Show, and C.M. Punk. I know this is always subject to change, but considering how close we are getting to the show, I doubt plans will change right now. Mysterio retains.
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Kane v. The Big Show v. Christian v. Matt Hardy v. “Dashing” Cody Rhodes v. Drew McIntyre v. Dolph Ziggler v. WWE Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston – Smackdown Money In The Bank Match
This match features more overall MITB experience, including three Superstars with three MITB matches under their respective belts. The potential in this match is much higher, considering there are less bona fide main-eventers among the participants.
Kane (MITB experience: WM21, WM25, WM26) – Kane has come close to winning this match in the past, but could not grab the briefcase when it counted. This match is filler for Kane, but in a different way than Mark Henry on the Raw side. While Henry is there just to fill a spot, Kane needs something to do before the speculated return of the Undertaker at Summerslam. Kane winning this match wouldn’t make sense because his focus needs to be on the Undertaker angle. Bringing the briefcase into it would only lessen its significance.
The Big Show (None) – The Big Show has returned to his jolly self and he is being inserted back into the main event picture because of it. He is so much more believable as a face because he is a genuinely nice guy. Anyways, Show is floating. He has a feud with Jack Swagger, but Swagger is in the WHC match. I think their feud will continue after MITB. With my predictions of Show losing here and Swagger losing as well, that leaves them open for one another.
Cody Rhodes (None) – “Dashing” Cody Rhodes is a stud (not in that way, people, though the nickname screams otherwise). Rhodes, along with the Miz, have zoomed past their respective former partners, Ted DiBiase and John Morrison, which no one saw coming. Rhodes will be a great champion one day, but he still needs some singles seasoning before we can take him seriously as a main-eventer. I see an IC Title run in his immediate future.
Matt Hardy (WM22, WM23, WM26) – Oh, Matt Hardy. He is a pioneer of this very match and always knows how to entertain with the ladders. Hardy has been with the WWE for so long and has yet to sniff world championship gold. I wish he could win, but I don’t think he will. Hardy is a great enhancement talent, but other than a Kane-like title run in the future (maybe it will last longer than a day), I can’t see Hardy as WHC. The crowd loves him, but he just doesn’t have “it.” I know I sound like Matt Striker on NXT, but think about it.
Kofi Kingston (WM25, WM26) – After fading away following his program with Randy Orton last fall, Kingston came back in a big way on Smackdown, winning the Intercontinental Championship. A champion involved in MITB has never won. It looks like Kingston is in this match for his high-flying offensive arsenal and his penchant for big spots. Having Dolph Ziggler in this match will help further their feud, which I can see coming to a head at Summerslam.
Dolph Ziggler (WM26) – Ziggler was my early favorite to win this match, but I took a step back and realized that a world championship isn’t in the cards for Ziggler just yet. Ziggler has yet to win any championship in the WWE. Yes, you can argue that Sheamus hadn’t either when he won the title, but Sheamus was built up from the moment he debuted. Ziggler has been up and down for years. Ziggler deserves the IC Title and will get it very soon. He is in this match to provide some spots and further his feud with Kingston.
Christian (WM21, WM25, WM26) – Who among us wouldn’t love to see Christian win MITB and finally become a world champion? I would, but it won’t. Yes, I am being blunt, but let me explain. Christian is very over with the crowd, but for some reason, he has yet to climb further than an ECW Championship since returning two years ago. I think he needs a heel turn. Him turning on Hardy on Smackdown might be the beginning. Since it seems that Drew McIntyre has moved on to other things, Hardy needs a foil. Christian would fit perfectly. It would give him the chance to work himself over as a heel against a fan favorite. From there, maybe we will see the title run we have been salivating over.
Drew McIntyre (WM26) – The “Chosen One” has fallen out of favor because Mr. McMahon has been “incapacitated” by Nexus. It looks like McIntyre is attempting to get back into Teddy Long’s good graces now that he has no backup. Mr. McMahon disappearing is the best thing that could have happened to McIntyre. I have a strong feeling that it will be McIntyre grabbing the Smackdown briefcase. Remember how I said I could see a heel cashing in the briefcase on Mysterio? Imagine McIntyre doing just that. As WHC, he will once again have the power on Smackdown and the ensuing struggle with Long will make for great television. The “Chosen One” returns at MITB and wins the match.
Winner: Drew McIntyre
Randy Orton v. Edge v. Evan Bourne v. Chris Jericho v. v. Ted DiBiase v. John Morrison v. Mark Henry v. WWE United States Champion The Miz – Raw Money In The Bank Match
This is a star-studded match. Three former world champions join five up-and-coming Superstars for what should be an amazing contest. There are three distinct rivalries taking place in this match (Orton/Edge, Bourne/Jericho, and DiBiase/Morrison) and one that will surely resume afterwards (Miz/R-Truth/Mark Henry). I will do my best to figure out who will win, but it won’t be easy. To do that, I will break down each respective Superstar and highlight his chances (or lack thereof).
Randy Orton (MITB experience: WM 23) – Randy Orton is in an interesting place. After being in the title picture for practically all of 2009, his organic face turn has allowed him to stay in the main event while not having to chase or hold the WWE Championship. Over three years removed from his first and only MITB appearance, Orton has changed dramatically and his transformation from cocky Legend Killer into deranged Viper has been entertaining to behold. Yet, I don’t believe Orton will come out on top. Orton does not need to win in order to be inserted into the main event picture and his character, which happens to lend to the unpredictable (something MITB is all about), can still be that way without a win. I don’t think this type of unpredictability is in the cards for Orton.
Edge (WM21, 23. Winner WM21) – Edge is the “Ultimate Opportunist” for a reason, having earned his nickname by cashing in MITB twice (the second time, he won the case from Mr. Kennedy, then cashed it in on a beaten Undertaker after an assault by Mark Henry). While Edge winning tonight wouldn’t seem out of place, it is simply a case of “been there, done that.” A win wouldn’t do anything for Edge. Plus, he’s not finished with Randy Orton and I see a match between the two at Summerslam.
The Miz (None) – The Miz has blossomed into a credible upper-mid-carder and will continue to elevate into a main-eventer. The problem is is that he’s U.S. Champion. Like I said before, no champion who has taken part in MITB has ever won. Miz needs to focus on his U.S. Title and defend against someone like Truth, for example, who is also on the precipice of becoming a main-event Superstar. Plus, with Truth unable to compete in the match due to the Miz’s attack on Raw, Miz should have his hands full.
Mark Henry (WM25) – Henry has been inserted into this match as R-Truth’s replacement. That is all Henry is: filler. Can you imagine Henry attempting to climb a ladder? Yes, I know the Big Show weighs more, but just the thought of Henry climbing a ladder makes me laugh.
Ted DiBiase (None) – DiBiase has floundered since Legacy dissolved before WM26. Cody Rhodes has taken the ball on Smackdown, which no one saw coming. I can’t see DiBiase winning this match, but I can see him possibly trying to buy it off whoever does as an angle heading into Summerslam.
Chris Jericho (WM21, WM24) – Jericho is the “dark horse.” He made mention before his match at Fatal 4 Way that he has gone from the “hunter” to the “hunted.” What better way to change that perception than by holding a guaranteed title match at any time? It is hard for me to do this, but Jericho probably won’t win. Like Orton, Jericho doesn’t need MITB to elevate himself.
Evan Bourne (WM26) – Bourne has skyrocketed from jobber to the stars to credible Superstar in such a short time. Since his tag match victory with John Cena over Sheamus and Edge, Bourne has been on a tear, picking up several wins over Chris Jericho. It would seem that based on current trends, Bourne has no competition heading into this match. But he does. And he won’t win. Why? Don’t get me wrong, Bourne is a fantastic worker. But WWE Champion? I can’t picture that at all. Not yet at least. I can see his feud with Jericho continuing past this, which will allow him to get the experience needed to become a world champion. Bourne might get his chance, but don’t expect it tonight.
John Morrison (WM24) – Morrison’s journey as a singles/face competitor has been intriguing to watch. Last summer, it seemed like a World Title run was inevitable, but it hasn’t happened yet. Morrison has had some IC TItle reigns to his credit over the past year, but as most of the IWC believed, that was behind him. Since being drafted to Raw, Morrison has battled injuries and has slipped down the face totem pole. A win would definitely elevate Morrison to where he belongs. I think he gets it here. Morrison is a multiple Tag Team, ECW, and Intercontinental Champion and it would only make sense for him to add WWE Champion to his resume. He is over with the crowd and he has proven himself worthy. I will go with my gut and say that John Morrison gets a victory at MITB.
Winner: John Morrison
Tags: C.M. Punk, Chris Masters, Christian, Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler, Drew McIntyre, Jack Swagger, Kane, Kelly Kelly, Kofi Kingston, LayCool, Matt Hardy, Rey Mysterio, Show Report, Smackdown, The Big Show, The Dudebusters, Tiffany
While Raw left many questions about what would happen come Sunday’s Money In The Bank pay-per-view, Smackdown took the time to not only give the MITB match itself a HUGE push, but to set up future storylines once the PPV is over. All eight men involved in MITB participated during the show in one way or another. The World Heavyweight Championship match, however, got no such push. Let’s take a look at Friday’s Smackdown.
WWE Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston v. “Dashing” Cody Rhodes
For the first time in a long time, Raw and/or Smackdown started with an actual match. Kingston and Rhodes put on an entertaining five-minute match with the usual spots and bumps. It wasn’t anything out of the ordinary, but it was still good. Kingston did a great job selling the effects of Nexus’ beatdown from Tuesday’s NXT. I would love to see these two feud at some point, especially with the IC Title at stake.
The match ends in a no contest when Kane intervenes, chokeslams both men, and tells the WWE Universe that there will be a bludgeoning later. Yikes. A great opening segment that gave us both a quality contest, MITB hype and a reason to stick around until the end of the show.
Rey Mysterio backstage promo
Mysterio is being worked on by a doctor in the back when Josh Mathews enters to ask Mysterio about his condition for this Sunday. Mysterio tells Mathews that he can’t go and will forfeit his title tonight to Jack Swagger. Mysterio stands up and tells Mathews that there is no way he will forfeit his championship. This reminded me of what Sheamus did after Fatal 4 Way when he considered handing the WWE Championship to Mr. McMahon, but ultimately revealed that he was kidding. While that instance was more of a heel tactic, Mysterio’s built sympathy and added to his “Ultimate Underdog” persona. The ankle will play a big part on Sunday.
Speaking of Swagger, he is on the phone with whoever has his evidence. I liked these segments because it teased the end of the show while also giving significance to whatever Swagger’s alibi is. It should be important because, you know, he will get killed if he doesn’t get it.
Drew McIntyre v. Christian
This was another solid mid-card match to promote MITB. This was as even as a contest as you could imagine. Each man expertly scouted the other, countering several big moves, including each man’s respective finishers. McIntyre and Christian kept looking at the briefcase, which makes sense and shows its importance. McIntyre wins with an eye rake and Future Shock DDT, much like he defeated John Morrison at TLC last winter. While this would make for a good feud, I don’t think it will become one. Check out my MITB prediction column for more insight.
Alberto Del Rio vignette
The word of the day is “education.” I want to see him in the ring already.
Straight Edge Society/Big Show promo
This was the highlight of the night for me. With Swagger dealing with Kane and the other six competitors facing off, the Big Show had to be involved in some way. Show interrupts C.M. Punk and uses his newly found time to show the WWE Universe how he would climb a ladder this Sunday. He takes one step onto the normal ladder and breaks it. After thinking about a step ladder, Show brings out a350lb ladder that can hold up to 2000lbs. Look for that ladder to make some sort of appearance Sunday and in a big spot, too. Anyways, C.M. Punk has Luke Gallows and the Masked Man (who you can totally tell is Joey Mercury up close, even though we knew that already) jump the Big Show. Show fights back and Punk is all alone on top of the ladder. Show catches him and pulls Punk’s mask off! You should have seen the look on his face. Here it is!
I didn’t expect Punk’s mask to be removed this way, but it was a nice surprise. I guess we can assume that Punk and Show will start feuding after MITB. It seems that any teased tension among the SES was just that: teased. Show/Punk should be an interesting one to say the least. Stay tuned.
Trent Baretta & WWE Co-Women’s Champion Layla El (with Caylen Croft) v. Chris Masters & Kelly Kelly (with Tiffany)
I know I have said this before, but I love when the WWE uses WWE Superstars (the show) to push mid-card feuds that wouldn’t have time to blossom on Smackdown or Raw. While the focus on this match were on the Divas (and Rosa Mendes’ jump rope skills), the Dudebusters and Chris Masters got to face each other once again after the Masterlock Challenge from Superstars two weeks ago. Kelly goes over, which makes me feel that Layla might win Sunday (even though I picked Kelly). Only time will tell.
Matt Hardy v. Dolph Ziggler (with Vickie Guerrero)
Hardy says before the match that if he wins Sunday, he will cash in that very night against the WHC. Good move by Hardy to show confidence and a possible outcome to the show Sunday. Hardy and Ziggler work very well together. There were two spots I especially liked: Hardy’s counter of Ziggler’s leg lariat into a powerbomb and Ziggler using his finger to break the count. Ziggler gets the win when Guerrero distracts Hardy enough for Ziggler to hit the Zig Zag. I hope Ziggler learns not to depend on Guerrero or his push will be marked with an *.
Jack Swagger/”Mr. Swagger”/Kane promo
I know that “Mr. Swagger” wasn’t his actual dad, but you can’t tell me that they didn’t look alike. I liked the Mr. Swagger character; I don’t normally like these decoys (see: Momma Benjamin), but Swagger’s dad worked out pretty well and I would love to see him again.
Swagger claims that he and his father were competing all Memorial Day and had pictures to prove it, even though almost none of them had time stamps. Kane doesn’t believe Swagger and attacks him, but Swagger gets the upper hand and puts Kane in the Ankle Lock. For some reason, Mysterio makes the save. Why would he save Kane, someone who has accused him of hurting the Undertaker? Kane gets Mr. Swagger and Swagger decides to get out of dodge. It was a good heel tactic and a good way to end the show.
Check out my prediction column at Bleacher Report and right here later today!
Tags: Chavo Guerrero, Chris Jericho, Curt Hawkins, Jillian Hall, JTG, Maryse, Show Report, Superstars, The Bella Twins, Vance Archer, Yoshi Tatsu
Here are the quick results for last night’s Superstars. Look for a more in-depth look at tonight’s Smackdown this weekend.
Chavo Guerrero defeated JTG
Curt Hawkins & Vance Archer defeated local competitors
The Bella Twins defeated Maryse & Jillian Hall
Chris Jericho defeated Yoshi Tatsu
Tags: Alex Riley, Cody Rhodes, Eli Cottonwood, Husky Harris, Kaval, Kofi Kingston, Lucky Cannon, Mark Henry, Michael McGillicutty, MVP, Nexus, NXT, Percy Watson, Show Report, The Miz
There’s really nothing to cover when it comes to Tuesday’s NXT. Nexus beat up more people. That’s about it. When the focus of the show isn’t the focus, how does that help? Hopefully, next week’s show will return things to normal.
Tags: Alicia Fox, Chris Jericho, Edge, Evan Bourne, Eve Torres, Goldust, John Cena, John Morrison, Mark Henry, Nexus, Primo, Randy Orton, Raw, Santino Marella, Show Report, Ted DiBiase, The Great Khali, The Miz, Vlad Kozlov, William Regal, Zack Ryder
The go-home edition for Money In The Bank was nothing special. Instead of going into extreme detail about last night’s happenings, I will introduce “Quick Thoughts,” where I will just bullet point my thoughts and analysis. Without further ado, here are my “Quick Thoughts” on Monday Night Raw.
John Cena really needs to cut out the cute promos. I will be honest. The “rip off his face and replace it with his butt” and the “clan known as NNNNNN” lines made me laugh, but after all of the crap that Cena has gone through, why be funny?
Michael Cole really looks like a middle school principal when he steps up to the GM podium. I am waiting for him to give a Superstar a demerit.
Alicia Fox wonders why he she gets no respect. It’s because she is awful in the ring. Now you can pay $40 to see her again this Sunday when she defends her title against Eve!
The Usos/Hart Dynasty match was extremely predictable. This feud, if you can call it that, has lost all momentum.
Maryse is gorgeous. John Morrison tries to be Cena with his hokey promos, but they never sound good. His deadpan heel delivery was much better.
I am not going to even go into the “Santino’s Bunch” stuff.
Randy Orton v. Edge is always a solid match (minus Over The Limit). It is what happened afterwards that is worth talking about. Chris Jericho gives Edge the Codebreaker. then eats an RKO. Evan Bourne blindsides Orton and goes for the Shooting Star Press, but Orton counters it into a Super RKO. There aren’t many things these days that make me shout “OH MY GOD” at the top of my lungs and keep my mouth open for a good minute. That’s what I did here.
I like the Miz’s new serious side. His cocky bit is great, so this only makes him greater. Or more awesome.
Miz’s attack on Mark Henry would have been better if A) the laptop hadn’t mysteriously disappeared and B) the plastic garbage can hadn’t mysteriously appeared.
Florence Henderson. The Regal Bunch? Moving on.
News flash, Edge: Only Randy Orton hears voices in his head. You’re not Randy Orton. I was waiting for Edge to say “they counsel me, they understand, they talk to me.” Good thing he didn’t.
Nexus has been beating up people all night. Tarver’s face after they took out Yoshi Tatsu was f*cking freaky.
It takes only a flinch for Sheamus to run like a little baby? Talk about change of heart (or diapers for that matter).
It makes sense for Nexus to go over. It was 6-on-1 after all.
Yes, Michael Cole, we have seen handicap matches like this before. Even bigger ones! Remember that one time when Orton and Cena went up against the entire Raw roster? And didn’t Mr. Kennedy face the ECW roster on his own?
Sheamus didn’t hit one person with his chair. I’m just glad he didn’t hit Cena. I liked how the show went off the air.
This has been “Quick Thoughts.” Look for these in the future.